View Full Version : The Dark Knight
Byrner
08-11-2008, 10:38 PM
Don't go and see it..its too deadly for you..I loved it, cracking movie..cool
its class think ill have to go see it again. Bet you'd love to be able to do the trick with the pencil.
Byrner
08-12-2008, 06:45 AM
oh yeah..
Never mind that franchise ****, go and see King Fu Panda, priceless!
skippy
08-12-2008, 07:59 AM
The Fox And The Girl is also deadly.....
ColinB
08-12-2008, 08:52 AM
I thought the Dark Knight was only average....
The joker was amazing... but it just dragged on
Not dark enough
And the bat bike was sh*t... wayy to feckin slow and the kick flick thing he did off a wall at one point nearly made me leave the cinema.... strange how I can accept a man in a bat suit flying around the sky but not the way he turned his bike..... also, why does the inside of his car transform so he can lie down.... where's the advantage.... actually the bat car is sh*t too, wayy to big and burley, should be sleek and powerful....
If it had been the Joker show it would have been class, other than him it's all gone a bit Spiderman.....
Byrner
08-12-2008, 09:05 AM
ah shaddup...
Totally agree on the cars, stupid yokes, you can't beat the original...
http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/batmobile.jpg
Byrner
08-12-2008, 09:31 AM
feck off..you fcukers laminate your jacks roll for gods sake !! what do you know about anything inanyways !!
ColinB
08-12-2008, 09:47 AM
I laminate my jacks roll after I use it and put it in a diary....
4th of May
Arse like a leaky bottle of HP sauce
5th of May
It just squirts and gobbles like a turkey puking meat balls
6th of May
Baboon hole.... will the nightmare ever end
colin is spot with his review. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Don just loves the original because of the spandex ;)
I could tell you a funny story about leaving my Batman action figure on a plane in Peru when I was 8....or was that a dream. I also had a huge Pink Panther that sat with me on the Greyhound through America, jesus, maybe I am gay?
Byrner
08-12-2008, 10:16 AM
what are you on about Doran, with your black dog and you're self destructing car..are you some sort of Tallaghtfornian superheroe..
Byrner
08-12-2008, 10:23 AM
" baboon Hole" I can't stop laughing !!!
Byrner
08-12-2008, 10:23 AM
here we go again..does nothing ever stay on track on this bloody forum !!
" baboon Hole" I can't stop laughing !!!
Me too, although I laugh then grimace, that was a hilarious yet deeply grotesque post.
ColinB
08-12-2008, 10:50 AM
Hey, did someone say Tallaghtfornian Superhoe....
I once knew a tallaghtfornian superhoe
I found her swingin round a pole
She had a bad case of the baboon hole
And when she bucked she kicked like a foal...
... horse that is, and that's what she did
to keep her goofy and her legs loosey goosey
but what was her name, I think it was Lucy
but it could have been Treeena or Sharon or Britney
She'd start a conversation by grabbin your sack
and it didn't take long til she was on her back
she didn't care if you're a skinny or fat man
she'd be catwoman and you could be batman
She had a litter of kids named after pop stars
with a nickleback ringtone - I wanna be a rockstar
her chunky thighs and her bovine eyes
said one thing to me......... fiver for a ride
and I'm out...
Byrner
08-12-2008, 10:56 AM
give that man a cigar !!