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Byrner
08-08-2008, 10:09 PM
I went down to ballinadafydd tonight for an old spin..I knew the schlomp wouldn't be too bad as i felt like an old dry ride.
i met Jimmy Synnot who was masquerading as Denis brennan and as it was his first time cycling in ballinastoe, he went off ahead of me..
the carpark only had a couple of cars in, so i thought it would be goober free..
off up the hill i went determined to catch jimmy ( he was a savage in his day) he was on beths freeride bike, which was a tad too small for him, so i thought, I'll catch the old bollix on the first singletrack.
I eventually caught up with Earl and friend high up..but didn't catch jimmy till the very last stretch of singletrack, obviously the old bandana and big gold earing is still working !!
When i reached the car park it was filling up, it was 7.00.
I handed out a few flyers for the blast and it was then I realised that Mountainbiking really is for the masses..
Once upon a time, i knew the name of every rock climber in ireland..then i knew every mountainbiker in the Country.
We were hardcore, fringe people, living on the edge, pushing the boundaries , pioneers..
If you weren't wearing flourescent lycra , you were nobody..
Half of me hopes they'll all quit and leave the mountains to me and the blessed few..(unlikely now) and the other half of me hopes the whole country will become mountainbikers and a new religion will be born.
I know i've a lot to answer for with all the people i've introduced to the sport but hey, its deadly.
That feeling of timelessness when you are absolutely bating down a piece of singletrack.
That religous feeling you get when you do a really big jump.
The mutzig in Robinsons bar in Morzine when your brain is fried from high speed hanging off the back in the mud in france
The Beeps on at the start of the DH race.
Andy Potts saying " in the next 30 seconds "
The leadmines in the sun
3 rock in the rain
Kindlestown in the dark
the Horn of El Dorado
The legend of Rogan..
We are blessed.. don't ever forget it..
These boys with their bar ends and their foam helmets..they're coming in after The Golden Age..

skippy
08-09-2008, 08:53 AM
Beautiful just beautiful....

karlos
08-09-2008, 04:28 PM
By any chance do you write speaches for Bertie Ahern or maybe weddings etc .If the Goobers read your reflections they will follow you to your house not go away till you take them on a spin and share your knowledge.They will crack you yet.

Byrner
08-09-2008, 04:40 PM
you're such a philistine Mr H..

ColinB
08-10-2008, 07:02 PM
Amen

Mark_T
08-10-2008, 08:39 PM
The reverend has spoken...

al
08-10-2008, 10:22 PM
it is indeed for the masses and the more people that are involved the more facilities and the better a standard they will be. You don't think the GAA ended up with croker because of the 2000 or so top players in the country. We need the goobers and hopefully for every 50 there will be a legend, but they all have to start somewhere.

Dethshed
08-11-2008, 04:55 AM
now there's an amen, or is it a prayer?
it's been a quite while since this has happened (for MAD anyway) so I'm counting on this National Trails Day to yield at least 1 or 2 instant legends amongst all the day-glow green rain-jackets, just 1 or 2 scruffy grinning heroes on cheap bikes, riding them like they stole them- surely that's not too much to ask.....
We need the goobers and hopefully for every 50 there will be a legend, but they all have to start somewhere.

Byrner
08-11-2008, 10:35 PM
well, i've been thinking...
All the legends are either here, suspended in some sort of past glory daze, lying bloated and unfulfilled on their girlfriends sofas drinking west coast coolers and matching their socks to their jocks in some sort of twisted effort to kickstart their yang.
Some have just moved sideways...and don't get it anymore..
But all the heroes are either here in the open or skulking along as guests too proud and too bitter to get in on the craic..
But..
I have a plan to hatch the next generation of super heroes...i'll be like that lad I used to be with the long hair and the fake Pecs..
Khan, that was him..
ah yeah Fergal, you can take the MTB equivalent of last of The Summer wine and Murder she wrote..
I'll take the Thundercats, the Pokemons and the ben 10's anyday..
Richie

Byrner
08-12-2008, 08:47 PM
now, heres the thing...
I was down in Ballyerdaffyd tonight with Skippy..an impromtu meeting..i went down to dig, met the great man and went for a spin instead as it was clearing up nicely..
and i met 2 sound lads on some kind of large Giants, they had been to Ballinastoe and Ballyhoura and were thinking of Scoland or wales...
Now, nice , sound lads..give them a few months of abuse from me and they would very likely be legends..my theory may be shattered..
I gave them Blast posters..
I've seen a lot in my years as an Irish Mountainbiker and jaded and cynical though I might be..I was a bit impressed by the boys..
Al and Fergal might be right after all..
I preferred myself better when I was an agent of Chaos..now i'm doubting myself..
Only time will tell..if i meet them again in a few months and they are racing or getting big air I will announce my conversion to Christianity and never stir the **** again..
We'll just have to see..

skippy
08-13-2008, 08:28 AM
Indeed a great spin Byrner fair play...You were going through single track at a monster pace...It was like following a shark at feeding time, Quick turns at speed up down and around like a madthing through rivers and streams. You really dont get to appreciate daffy unless you give it a big lash and feck it got a lashing lastnite...I loved it and its better in the wet and schloomp. Deadly

Team big hole got smoked in the digging.... you wana see the lads digging lastnite.. its a fecking underpass i reckon.